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beringae
20 March 2007 @ 06:49 pm
I'm massively bored. And as a result of massive boredom, I've decided to take as many drabble requests as people give. Here's how it goes: anyone can request a drabble, in any of the fandoms I've mentioned below. I'll reply to each request within a day, and thus boredom is cured. Viola! I'm excited. People, come up with good ones!

Harry Potter
Pirates of the Caribbean
V for Vendetta
Pride & Prejudice
300 (just saw the movie, and it's one of my new favorite things)
Phantom of the Opera

Magic Man for [info]sheroaredback


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beringae
20 March 2007 @ 03:07 pm
Just saw the POTC 3 trailer. It looks amazing... much better than the last movie. From what I can tell from the trailer most of it takes place either at sea or in "purgatory" with Jack, not on some fucked up little island where the natives try to eat people. God that sucked. I am so excited!

"It would never have worked out between us."

"You just keep telling yourself that, darling..."

I LOVE HIM!
 
 
beringae
11 February 2007 @ 05:50 pm
Weeel, I just spent half a day reading fanfiction when I should have been doing homework... but it was soooo good. First she (I assume it's a she) gave us Sugar Water, which I loved, but I think I like this one even more. I think it's because there's very hot sex in this one.

Everyone go read The Symmetrical Transit by [info]everythursday aka Sage. It's amazing. Combines Europe, romance, travel, angst, and sexual tension. I literally didn't stop reading for three and a half hours.

It even inspires me to write, which is always a good thing.
 
 
beringae
11 February 2007 @ 05:36 pm
This is a very late announcement, but I just thought I'd mention that I've been nominated at Dangerous Liaisons Awards! It's very flattering and I didn't expect it at all, considering that the stories are rather old. Anyway, "The Nietzsche Classes" was nominated for The Future Imperfect Award (Best Post-Hogwarts Fic) and The Long Way Home Award (Best Long Story). "Because This is How It Goes" has been nominated for The Baby Steps Award (Best Ficlet). I'm so happy! Thanks to anyone who nominated them, and don't forget to vote when voting opens. Also, it's great fun to look at all the stories nominated--there are some really fantastic ones that I've thoroughly enjoyed.
 
 
beringae
08 February 2007 @ 09:34 am
LOST  
So? LOST? Pretty good, I thought. I'm veeery excited with next week's episode, which, from what I've seen, is very Desmond-centric. For some reason the weird, Clockwork Orange-esque room that Carl was being kept in with the crazy techno and images really freaked me out. It was kind of driving me crazy. Juliet's story was interesting, and I swear I recognize that creepy guy who was the representative for that organization in Portland from somewhere.

I thought the only downfall was Kate. I'm getting really sick of her character. I don't really care at all about her past, or what she does. She's supposed to be this tough con woman, but all I see is a pussy.

I heard an interesting theory about LOST, that each of the main characters represent the seven deadly sins. Sawyer is anger (or lust or pride or pretty much anything else), Hurley is gluttony, etc etc. Whatever. I'm waiting for the LOST writers to answer my questions.

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beringae
07 February 2007 @ 11:41 am


I try not to include political rants in this journal too often, just because offending people is not high on my list of favorite things to do. But I think this needs addressing.

Hopefully most people by now have heard of Gardasil, the new HPV vaccine produced by the pharmaceutical company Merck & Co. This vaccine has generated some controversy with health officials and parents, especially now that Texas (!?) has made the vaccination mandatory for girls entering 6th grade.

My mom works for a non-profit global health organization in Seattle that had a major part to play in the development in Gardasil as well as the GlaxoSmithKline counterpart due for release in March of this year, Cervarix. She used to head the HPV/Cervical Cancer program at this organization and worked towards distributing the vaccine in developing countries. In short, she knows a lot about the vaccine.

First, I'll start with some facts. A lot of people barely know what HPV is, let alone anything about the vaccine. 500,000 people are infected with HPV annually, and 250,000 die from it in the same amount of time (80% in developing countries). Some 24-20 million people are believed to be infected with HPV. A recent study at the University of Washington found, shockingly, that each time a woman has sex with a new sexual partner her chances of getting HPV rises thirty percent. In other words, if a woman has three sexual partners in college (not an unusual case at all) she may have a 90% chance of having HPV. In another source I found, it said that HPV has been found 17-49% of female college students. Many people think that Herpes, Chlamydia, or AIDS are the most common STD's, but they're not. Its HPV.

This new vaccine protects against the strains 16 and 18 of the HPV virus, which cause 70% of cervical cancer cases and 90% of Genital warts cases. I recently went to a University of Washington clinic to receive the first dose of the vaccine (there are three doses, usually two months apart, and it's not cheap), and I was surprised how few side effects there were. It even says that the vaccine is safe for pregnant women! This is because the vaccine is composed of proteins manufactured so that our immune systems react the same way as they would to the specific strains of HPV, even though no actual virus is contained within the vaccine. In other words, this vaccine is much safer than the flu vaccine (which can result in flu-like symptoms), even though the flu vaccine is widely used and the HPV vaccine is still taboo.

Of course, it's about sex. Because HPV is a sexually transmitted disease, many parents object to vaccinating pre-teen girls, the recommended age group. However, studies have shown that most women are first exposed to HPV during their mid to late teen years--basically, the first time they have sex. According to most studies, I, at 18, am thought to be rather old to be receiving this vaccine as statistically I will have already had sex. Seeing as I haven't yet, I want to get the vaccine before going to college.

I had a nice chortle after watching a debate on Fox News today about this very issue, during which a vaccine opponent basically said that she didn't understand why we needed to vaccinate girls during their early teen years because HPV has a twenty year latent period and the age most women first show symptoms of HPV is between 35 and 40 years old. What? Does she not know basic arithmetic? The idea with this vaccine is to protect girls before their first sexual experience. I'm sorry to tell worried parents, but if they think their 13, 14, and 15 year old children aren't having sex, they're sorely mistaken. I've recently heard a story from my old middle school that the faculty has taken to patrolling the bathrooms in order to catch students having sex during class. It's apparently quite a frequent occurrence for these 12, 13, and 14 year olds. Pretty shocking, but reality all the same.

The claim that being vaccinated for an STD will promote sexual promiscuity is akin to saying that wearing seatbelts makes people drive recklessly and get into more accidents. I know from experience that when the average high school student has sex, he or she is not generally worried about STDs, but about pregnancy. And last time I checked there's no vaccine against that. That's all I'm going to say about that ridiculous argument made by some parents, because it doesn't really deserve acknowledgment.

Also, there have been frequent cases of the HPV virus passing through the latex of a condom, so even more commonly practiced methods of contraception aren't as effective as generally thought.

Surprisingly, I'm still not sure how I feel about the mandated vaccination in Texas, simply because as far as I know the governer didn't consult with many people about it and I'm fairly sure he was paid off by Merck. However, I do think that every person with a daughter of the right age should seriously consider getting her vaccinated. It's not a question of your daughter being sexually promiscuous and thus needing the vaccine, it's a question of your daughter having sex at all during any time in her life, simply because the chances of contracting HPV during one's first sexual experience is so high.

Above all, it's a vaccine against frickin' cancer. Anyone sick enough to argue against that has major issues, in my book.

Ugh. I'm tired of typing. Just food for thought.

 
 
I am: contemplative
 
 
beringae
04 February 2007 @ 12:12 pm
I laughed sooo hard...



 
 
I am: cheerful
 
 
beringae
27 January 2007 @ 11:23 pm
Everyone go and see Pan's Labyrinth. Right now. Immediatamente. It's the best movie I've seen in theaters almost as far as I can remember. What an AMAZING film. It interweaves fantasy and the brutality of war effortlessly. It was frightening and sad and disturbing and wonderful all at once. I can't get over it.

It was really gory and violent, though. I couldn't watch at certain points, and I was so scared/disturbed at others that I had to cling to my friend and almost whimper. I haven't hated a character in a movie so much since Ralph Fiennes' character in Schindler's List (if you see the movie, you'll know what character I'm talking about). But FUCK, it was good.

Everyone go see it.

 
 
I am: amazed
 
 
beringae
26 January 2007 @ 05:45 am
Ha.  
I just went back and read last night's rant, and wow. I was feeling happy, no?

Christ, what an emotional wreck.

I feel much, much better today. Got my three finals out of the way (just one more today, and hopefully an easy one at that), came home and slept from 5 PM to 3:30 AM, and now it's 5:47 and I've finished most of my last-minute work. It's amazing how much ten hours of sleep can change your perspective.

Who knows how I did on those tortured, sleep deprived finals, though. I know I only missed three problems on my Psych final, but I don't know about Calc or Physics. My grade was a solid A in physics, so I'm not too worried, but I had only just pulled my grade up to an A- in Calc, and I really don't want to get my first B+ ever because of a hard final (it was hard). I have five points of extra credit my teacher has yet to add to my grade, so that should help a bit. And two homework assignments. Ugh.

I need to stop thinking about school.

This weekend I'm invited to a party/gathering on a boat on Sunday night, which should be a nice relief. There won't be that many people there, and we're spending the night. I'll be the only slightly-sober one there. It'll be fun taking pictures of the wasted people so I can show them to my friends when they don't remember the next morning :).
 
 
beringae
25 January 2007 @ 02:18 am
I highly suggest that no one reads beyond this point. It won't make sense and it will only sound whiny but I need to get all this shit off my chest. I'll put whatever follows in an lj-cut so people don't have to stare at my typos and swearing.

RANT )

I'm sorry if you chose to read that. I did warn you. You might be surprised, but I am such a calm, non-angry person in reality. I NEVER get angry at people, things usually just bounce off me. Someone can say something horrible about me to my face and I don't care. But I'm angry now. I just don't really know why.

 
 
I am: indescribable
 
 
beringae
22 January 2007 @ 08:20 pm
There should most definitely be Cliffnotes for calculus.

s(n)=


n
f[(2(i-1))/n](2/n)
i=1


I hate my life.

(And don't ask me what the above equation means, 'cause I have no idea. It was just for effect.)
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I am: sad
 
 
beringae
21 January 2007 @ 05:52 pm
I know that I'm supposed to be working on "Green-Lit Rooms," but a plot bunny wandered into my brain and refused to leave. I went to see Stranger Than Fiction last night, and got inspired. So the first bit of this fic and some aspects of the tone are inspired by that movie. This fic's a bit weird, and quite different from anything I've done recently. Much different than "The Nietzsche Classes," in some ways. It reminds me slightly of Counting, in that in both stories the characters use numbers as a coping device. It will probably end up being a two or three parter.

Author: Beringae
Title: On a Particular Day
Rating: PG-13
Chapter: 1 out of 2 or 3
Word Count: 1,435
Summary: Draco Malfoy has liked numbers for 9.7 years, and no one knows why.

I like the first line of this story so much I won't even put it in the lj-cut text because it would spoil it )


 
 
beringae
18 January 2007 @ 05:45 pm
Some dumbshit broke my violin! Goddamn fucking junior SAT on it!

Damage report: snapped bridge, broken chin rest, and cracked tailpiece.

Thank fuck I have it insured. And thank fuck the body or neck isn't cracked (if you crack the body it can reduce the sound quality--and it costs the earth to fix). For Christ's sake, the damn thing's a $3,500 dollar instrument!

I'm really upset, if you couldn't tell from the incessant cussing.

I wanna huddle in a ball and cry. If anyone reading plays an instrument, hopefully you'll understand. I love my violin. I love it more than most people. It's like my child.

At least the dumbshit apologized. A lot. Because if he hadn't, I would of taken him out.

*sniffles* I want my violin! Is it bad to be so attached to an inanimate object?

In honor of my fallen companion, I have changed the wallpaper of my journal.

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I am: depressed
¿Qué Canción?: "Sunday Bloody Sunday," U2
 
 
beringae
16 January 2007 @ 02:24 am
College applications. Finished.

Finally.

EIGHT FUCKING APPLICATIONS! ELEVEN DAMNED ESSAYS!

WOOT.

After Wednesday (or maybe it's Thursday--I might have a calc test) I can relaaaaax. Technically it's after the 26th, but I'm not thinking that far ahead.

 
 
I am: accomplished
¿Qué Canción?: "The Sweetest Thing," U2
 
 
beringae
14 January 2007 @ 10:40 pm
A yes, another fic. I know I should be working on "Green-Lit Rooms," but inspiration for this came at three in the morning last night as I was watching a Deprovera commercial. If you read the fic, you'll understand how this works. Oh, and it's not completely angsty like everything else I've written lately! And I finally got to write an all-out, screaming and kicking argument, and it felt sooooo good.

Author: Beringae
Story: After All This
Rating: R to NC-17. I'm not sure.
Word Count: 6,426
Summary: During the war, everyone turns to something or someone to maintain his sanity, and Draco and Hermione turn to one another. But something scares Hermione, and she and Draco will have to work through some major hurtles in their relationship.

Forward to feel-goodedness! )

Whaddya think?

 
 
I am: chipper
¿Qué Canción?: "All I Want Is You," U2
 
 
beringae
11 January 2007 @ 12:03 pm
No school today.

Snow.

On the day before my portfolio is due.

It is worth 70% of the grade in my University of Washington english class.

I only had a week to do it.

Started Monday night.

Now I have all day.

I'm ECSTATIC.

(can you tell?)

I care too much about school.

It's not the most important thing in my life.

But, sometimes, it feels like it is.

(Even though I'm a senior in high school and everyone else I know could care less.)

(Even though my mother thinks I'm depressed because I'm so damn TIRED all the time and all I want to do is stay in bed and sleep. She shouldn't worry, I'm fine, but exhausted, sick of high school.)

And I hate it.

Stupid melodramatic faux-poetry.

I feel like that kind of teenager I hate most.

(Bedtime on Tuesday: 5:15 AM. Rise and shine: 6:20 AM. You do the math. I blame lack of sleep for the above post. The screen is blurry as I write. And there I go again, complaining like a fucking asshole.)

(P.S. College applications completed. Finally.)

Coffee. Must have coffee.


 
 
¿Qué Canción?: Such Great Heights, Iron & Wine
 
 
beringae
08 January 2007 @ 02:03 am
Hope you like!

Title: Green-Lit Rooms, Part Two
Author: Beringae
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling, Michael Ondaatje, and Anthony Minghella own all of it.
Summary: The little details in Hermione's life force her to remember and come to terms with the men in her life. Inspired by The English Patient.

He returned when they needed him most, and she had always taken that as a sign... )

Part One
 
 
beringae
03 January 2007 @ 01:27 am
Whew! I'm finally writing again! I hope people like this. I began writing it as a one-shot, but then realize it would be an awfully long one-shot, so I made it a multi-chapter fic. It won't be very long, probably only 5-7 chapters, but still a bit too long for a one-shot.

Title: Green-Lit Rooms
Author: Beringae
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling, Michael Ondaatje, and Anthony Minghella own all of it.
Summary: The little details in Hermione's life force her to remember and come to terms with the men in her life. Inspired by The English Patient.

I have borrowed liberally (both almost direct quotes and plot themes) from the movie The English Patient, because I love it. I drew inspiration and quotes for the first "scene" of this fic, and most of the rest is mine. It will become less and less like the film as it goes on (for instance, Draco does not end up burned and being cared for by a French-Canadian nurse). So, don't cite me for plagiarism because I admit readily that I borrowed from the film.

She knows he will cause trouble the moment she sees him... )


Like it? Hate it? Let me know.
 
 
¿Qué Canción?: Coldplay, "What if?"
 
 
beringae
I nearly spit water all over my computer screen...

“Shut up ferret; I’m loads better than you.”

“Please, Weasley, being good at stupid doesn’t count.”


From "The Best Day," by Sunny June 46. Go read her (or his) stuff... it's frickin' hilarious.

Tehe... good at stupid...
 
 
I am: amused
 
 
beringae
07 December 2006 @ 02:38 am
I adore smart people who use their wit excessively. Read if you feel like a laugh.

(This is, believe it or not, is a stenographer's report of an actual court case)

Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are on dead people.
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 P.M.
Attorney: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness:No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Bwahahahahaha! Makes me laugh every time.